Showing posts with label enchiladas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label enchiladas. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Jack Handey Quote of the Day

“If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting”

--Jack Handey

“I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.”

--Jack Handey